{"id":267,"date":"2012-08-12T12:29:48","date_gmt":"2012-08-12T16:29:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.littlebarsuchki.com\/?page_id=267"},"modified":"2012-08-12T12:29:48","modified_gmt":"2012-08-12T16:29:48","slug":"introducing-ilya-valen-barsuk","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/www.littlebarsuchki.com\/?page_id=267","title":{"rendered":"Introducing Ilya Valen Barsuk!"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Hi, my name is Ilya Valen Barsuk, and I wanted to tell you a little bit about myself and my family, so that you can understand what mommy and daddy are talking about in this blog.<\/p>\n

So, lets start at the beginning… All people who know me do say that I am a very special baby, and I am. So I was very careful in choosing two very special people to become my parents, and even though it took some time, I am pretty sure I found them.<\/p>\n

My mommy was working too much and I had to put a stop to it. My daddy also spent a lot of time in front of his computer and not much time outside. They both really love their niece and nephews but wanted a child of their own. So the decision was made and put into action in June 2011.<\/p>\n

When I was still a tiny little thing, my mommy and daddy took a look at me with the help of a machine. They thought that I looked like a hamster and I got my first nickname: “\u0445\u043e\u043c\u044f\u0447\u043e\u043a”.<\/p>\n

As I was growing inside my mommy, I decided to take it easy and didn’t give her much trouble. My home was very cramped and as I was getting bigger I had no choice but to constantly kick my mom in her ribs. Sorry, mom!<\/p>\n

The due date for my arrival was March 8\/9, 2012, but as I was getting bigger and bigger my mommy thought that I will be coming out to greet them earlier. Well… I was too cozy to move out earlier. I had everything I needed in my mommy’s tummy. So I decided to stay for a bit longer. But when I heard that mommy’s doctor served an eviction notice (he scheduled an induction for mommy one week after my due date), I decided it was time to come out.<\/p>\n

It sure wasn’t easy. I tried very hard to help my mommy and get out, but there was just not enough space for me to pass through. Then I saw light and someone’s hands pulled my head out of my mommy’s tummy.<\/p>\n

… to be continued<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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